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It’s funny, how language can mean so many different things to people in time. Bodies conglomerate together through mutual backgrounds, personalities, interests and sports of sorts, and, together, they create their own form of language. When a new generous body enters the circle, they must learn to adapt in a new environment, for language games are at work here, and one must immerse oneself deep in the language in order to understand the substance of what is being said.

Ladyz & Ladz

20/3/2020

 

Isexes (Computer Program)

17/3/2020

 

Blue Scarf Appeal

16/3/2020

 

March of the Swans

16/3/2020

 

Love Story

16/3/2020

 

Holidays

16/3/2020

 

Rovie Show

16/3/2020

 

La Sante Elle (The Health She)

16/3/2020

 

Her Royal Fashion

16/3/2020

 

Dolimo Bunker DVD Series: An Evening with Dolimo Bunker

4/3/2020

 
Dolum Marketplace.

Performances with Dolimo Bunker, comedy sketches and TV of public events, carnivals and on TV programs.

GBP £19.99

Dolimo Bunker DVD Series: Dolimo Bunker Performs Live At Wembley

4/3/2020

 
​Dolum Marketplace.

Full six-hour coverage of The Dolum's millennium performance at Wembley Stadium.

GPB £19.99

Dolimo Bunker DVD Series: Rainbow Days

4/3/2020

 
​Dolum Marketplace.

DVD to accompany Dolimo Bunker’s Autobiographical Masterpiece. A short 15-minute film including sequences of Dolimo Bunker as a child.

GBP £19.99 (this is the minimum price as it contains embarrassing scenes).

House Garden DIY Makeover Challenge

4/3/2020

 
​Home design program on London Digital that has been running since 2001. It is presented by ex-Seveness member, Carole Richardson, who started the show upon leaving Seveness due to the cancellation of the Rovie Show in 2000 (Carole is said to have enjoyed the televisual aspect of the band over the musical one).

After leaving Seveness, Carole was enlisted to present the London Digital Evening News, and it is through working with Rovies Productions that she launched the show. Since then, she has converted many drab warehouses in London Park into stylish loft apartments and business spaces and redesigned most of the houses in Sisorca.

Carole goes around London with her team of designers and together they have two days to renovate properties on a budget of £1000.

Val De Loire Workout

4/3/2020

 
Home exercise video released by Hayda Loral in summer 2006.
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Merchandise

8/4/2011

 

Books

£2.99 - Clear Visions
A book of blank glossy pages. Supposed to provoke audience reactions.

£4.99 - Dolimo Bunker's Journal
Complete unedited copy of Dolimo Bunker's university notes. Begin to appreciate the structure of the build up to Isexes and see the other half of the story. Photocopied or typed copies on request.

£7.99 - Isexes Manual
3OO page guide on how to use the computer program with pictures.

£9.99 - It's Easy To Play Dolimo Bunker
Piano Scores for her Greatest Hits including poster and guitar symbols

£14.99 - Dolimo Bunker's Autobiographical Masterpiece
The full story of Dolimo Bunker's life from her early days in Brighton to her final university days. Includes colour pictures and illustrations.

£17.99 - Fashion Archives 1997 - 2OO1
Photo book of all the clothes The Dolum has worn with ref. numbers.

£19.99 - Classroom Material on Isexes
Two textbooks on Isexes: Teaching Notes and Classroom Activities.

£24.99 - Dolimo Bunker's Guide to Isexes
A simple self motivating guide for people who wish to learn Isexes. Includes Isexes Simple and Complia sections and a backing network. Pocket handbook can be purchased alternatively for the same price.

Music

£3.99 - Single CD/Tape (Total Price - £95.76 excluding tones)
Record of any of her singles. Order on request, Price may vary.

£16.99 - Webs, Triangles, Bunks and Dolls
Including the title track, Ruby Wine and 123... I Can Count!

£16.99 - Love Stars
Including Love Stars, Lookin’ Thru and Moina Doo

£16.99 - Manipulation
Including Fill Each Corner, Rainbow Days and Manipulation.

£16.99 - Tone
Bonus album including all 6O of Dolimo Bunker's tones

Videos

£19.99 - Rainbow Days
A short 15 minute film including Dolimo Bunker as a child.
(This is the minimum price as it contains embarrassing scenes)

£19.99 - Dolimo Bunker Performs Live At Wembley
Full six hour coverage of her Millennium performance at Wembley.

£19.99 - An Evening With Dolimo Bunker
Performances with Dolimo Bunker, comedy sketches and TV appearances of public events, carnivals and on TV programs.

Apps

£2.99 - Dolsay
Fortune Cookie

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£199.99 - Isexes™
A complete program including a built in sum creator and solver. Comes with sample sums, sum views, and a procedure editor

Consumables

​£0.1O - Ju
A small capsule of original orange and lemon Ju. Can be bought in packs on request of ten, twenty, fifty or a hundred capsules.
 
£0.99 -  Fizz Powder Rocket
A rocket with banger containing lemon flavoured fizzy powder. Rocket contains dowel, card and snapper of recycled card paper.
 
£1.99 - Rock Paste
A tub of grey rock paste consisting of 8O% sugar minimum.
 
£2.99 - Gellan Foamburst Gel
Modelled by Dolimo Bunker. Not suitable for sensitive skin.

Other

£299.99 - Dolpack
Collection of merchandise including:
  • Isexes™ for Macintosh and PC worth 199.99
  • £50 Exclusive computer library:
    • Fashion Archives 1997 - 2001
    • Autobiographical Masterpiece
    • Dolimo Bunker's Guide to Isexes
    • A collection of quicktime movies
  • Dolimo Bunker merchandise credit card
    • Subscription on further fashion archives
    • Special tokens for future Dolimo concerts
    • Membership card for the official fan club
 
£319.98 - All merchandise (excluding Isexes™)
 
+ Isexes™
 
£519.98 - All merchandise.
Packed in a cardboard box.
 
If you would like to order any of the above products, please refer to the contacts below. Telephone calls will cost a minimum of 2Op per minute. Here's all you need.
 
Telephone: O2O O4O 216
Address: Freepost: The Dolimo Bunker Ordering Panel
Email: dbop@ordering.net
 
Pay by cash or cheque by post.
Pay by credit card by telephone or email.

Value Workout

21/11/2004

 
The Value Workout
​With Dolimo Bunker​

The Value Workout is a maths based quiz show, where the contestants have to claim as much money as possible in their time limit by answering questions. There is a round each episode and the person that has the least money leaves empty handed.
 
The series starts having eight contenders, each hoping to have the money. However, only one person at the end of the series can claim the money.
 
In each round, each of the contenders are asked up to five questions. Each question is worth a different amount of money:

  • Question 1 - £100
  • Question 2 - £200
  • Question 3 - £300
  • Question 4 - £400
  • Question 5 - £500​

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The person can either answer a question to claim some money, stick - so they just stick with the amount they’ve got, or they can take a claim or risk off another contender of however much they desire. If they get the question wrong, they lose all their money. If they get it wrong in a claim, they lose that particular amount of money, even if their total goes below zero.

The person with the least money at the end of the round is out of the game and have to walk the walk of shame.
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Each round lasts up to five minutes.

The questions themselves are all maths questions and involve all different subjects in Maths and Isexes.
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At the end of the game, the person wins the most money leaves with their winnings.

At the end of the show, the contenders have to work out who got the least amount of money and say how much. 

​However, they have to balance how much each person won in each round by making the total. This is done by taking the amount of money gained, and the amount lost and weighing them up. This process is done in thirty seconds. The players have to do this by process of illumination.

If they get it right they recieve a £100 deposit. Only skilled mathematicians play the Value Workout.

The program is on Saturday evenings at varied times, depending on the length of each show:
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  • Episode 1 - 8.15 pm
  • Episode 2 - 8.25 pm
  • Episode 3 - 8.30 pm
  • Episode 4 - 8.35 pm
  • Episode 5 - 8.40 pm
  • Episode 6 - 8.45 pm
  • Episode 7 - 8.50 pm

Each person takes up to five minutes so the time for each round can only be roughly predicted meaning the programme could finish at an earlier time than estimated.
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    • Biographies >
      • Dolimo Bunker's Autobiographical Masterpiece
      • Hair, Lipstick & A Candle
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      • The Disciple
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      • The Story ofTthe Lion King Sisters
  • Archive
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      • Her Royal Fashion 1
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      • London Park Family Album 1
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      • Rovies Book
      • Thames Hill Zone Family Album
      • The Story of Hayda
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