Category: Ignisborough

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It was an engraved map of Europe with a diagram of the solar system superimposed over the top of it. In the northwest corner there was the sun, situated over my home in Queen's Stanley. Surrounding this, there were four rings and four planets marking four elemental paths - each one’s topography mapped out with extraordinary detail and precision...I realised that I needed to embark on one of the four paths, and that once I had chosen, I would not be able to turn back. Destiny beckoned forth, and, somehow, I knew that if I were not ready, or not adequately prepared in my heart, then I might as well turn back and return home.

Murdock House

16/3/2020

Bella Pasta

16/3/2020

Red Lion Brewery

12/3/2020

Owned by super-bitch Joanna Mutley, Red Lion Brewery & B&B is a free house where all of the chavs, townies and somewhat less exclusive residents from Queen's Stanley conglomerate on Friday and Saturday nights. Known for its drinking culture, and for being both an establishment and a dive, The Lion is famous for its extensive selection of craft beers and lagers. The Lion promotes entertainment 7 nights a week including comedy and games nights, pub quizzes, karaoke, live indie, Saint Patrick's Day knees-up and much, much more. Whether it's soaps, police, paramedics or general drink, drugs and debauchery, there's always guaranteed to be some drama going down when you go for "a Bevvie at the Brew". What's the craic?

People you might encounter here on a weekend:

Ignisborough Prison

12/3/2020

Ignisborough Fire Station

12/3/2020

Staff:

Ignisborough Community College

12/3/2020

Ignisborough

12/3/2020

Places to visit in Ignisborough

Travail Employment Group

12/3/2020

Lorraine "LeVaine" Scott, younger sister of Lindsay Wells is the manager of the Travail Employment Agency in Ignisborough, who often sets odd shifts to exploit people for a laugh; once she sent someone out skiing in their swimming costume.

"Oh hi there, this is a message for [Name]. It's Lorraine from the Travail Employment Agency. I've had an enquiry of some admin work from you."
(in the background, you can hear someone saying "Levaine, someone on the phone for you")
"Ok, I've got to go now because there's someone on the other line. Oh! And I've just realised that's you... So I'm going to put the phone down right now! And catch you on the other line."

Yakult

11/3/2020

A restaurant located in Ignisborough. There is no front to the restaurant, the floor is concrete and the walls are dark green. The set menu is as follows:

STARTER

Broccoli Soup (v)
Carrot and Meat Soup

Both served with optional bread + butter
DESSERT

Fruit & Nut Chocolate Bar (Purple)
Caramel Chocolate Bar (Orange)

OPTIONAL EXTRA

Plain yoghurt
Pink-flavoured yoghurt
With a selection of preserves and marmalade
The restaurant is currently working on expanding their range of choices.

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